The Invasion Plan


The story had been passed down through the ages, a fairytale of sought's it was the year 982, Eric the Red had been banished from the si keow pastures of Iceland for the murder of 2 men, the books are written of Eric sailing west to his new found home, the naam kaeng terrafirma of Greenland. but the truth be known to only the enlightened ones, Eric the Red had sailed his ship down the coast line of Spain, past the Muslim empires of Africa where his small ship, caught the powerful winds of the Roaring Forties. Eric was swept across the Sea's of India, to the alluring far east to the Kingdom known as Siam, It was here Eric the Red run riot, conquering these seductive small eyed people, Eric then took on his forefather's tradition in naming his claim ending in the words 'Land".
As Eric had freed him self of the harsh winters of the Nordic, Eric the Red raised his sword hi in the air and thrust it deeply into the earth, screaming out the name of his new found land "THAILAND!" meaning the land of the free.
A time had passed, some say the life time of more than 100 men, but the day would come when the descendant's of Eric the Red the founder of Thailand, would return for what was rightfully there's, and bring with them the revered white skin woman, and it was here Mike the Mangulator and Wilhem the Wretched would find a comrade in The Brit, Paul the Profound who spoke the foul sounding local tongue.
The Icelandic Norse
Mike the Mangulator seen with the Conqueror's steed's with there shining magical metal plates that deceive the controlling highway men and gave them free passage

Wilhem the Wretched

And there Brit counterpart
Paul the Profound

The Norse and the Brit new the importance in the battle tragedy to control the high ground, so the first move was to trade in there vessles for a trusty steed, found in the Suzuki DRZ 400 motorcycles.

There where no ground higher than the foot mountains to the Himalayers found along the border land of Thailand and Burma, the first Assault would therefore be at Doi Ang khang and push there way up the mountains to the second highest peak in the land Doi pha Hom Phok
scenery from D.P.H.P

The troops where found to need fresh supplies, a barter was made in the village of Ban Arunothai a Chinese viilage of ex K.M.T army.

The Norse had a strange attack formation and like to travel side by side as they did in Iceland, but it was soon discovered there life expectancy was greatly shortened if this was to prolong, so they opted for the more
safer attack position in single file.
The Norse showing there former attack format in the area of Doi Mae Salong zooming past a armed defender(umbrella lady)

It was close to the village of D.A.K that Wilmer the Wretched would encounter his first battle, the enemy had placed gravel to the outside of a R.H. bend to try and dismount the brave conqueror, Wilmer adjusted his steed straight, and applied the braking system, Wilmer had split second reaction nullifying the effect of the gravel boo-be trap, but what Wilmer the Wretched didn't see, was a second trap, a cement post, camouflaged in the long grass, this would finally dismount the rider bringing him thundering to the ground.

It was in the D.A.K area the Conquers discovered the usefulness of the local beast, they where used to haul water from the creeks below to the local village, and cart sandbag's of sand and gravel to repair the local path's


The next attack was then made on Mike the Mangulator, it was in the village of Nor Lae a Palong Jujitsu Hilltribe took his best shot at Mike.



It seemed the Norse Conquerors knew they where no match for the Palong and bought there way out of battle with gold trinkets for the jujitsu master and his wife and where invited to inspect the lodgings and learn the way of the Palong hunters




it was not much further along the path, no more than a man may shout an arrow, that again trouble struck the defrosted ones.
A surprise attack from a bordering country, The Burmese army had commandeered one of the steed's and demanded the ransom of 15 minutes pleasure for its release


The Norse now knew this was not to be a 24hr engagement and thought it best to learn the ways of the Thai peasant farmers to sustain there future food supply


By now the conquerors had made there way deep into the wilderness through the land of the bear and where the tigers ruled the nights. it was here where mortal men do not dare travel that the Norse would suffer a blow.

At the peak of the mountain the Norse, overcome by altitude lay prey for there occupying enemy who had been informed of there expected arrival and the Norse Conquerors taken captive.

A late running sweep rider Paul the Profound drew the attention of the Thai ranger's just long enough for Mike the Mangulator to bounce to his feet and disarm the shabbily clad en jailer.

The Conquerors prevailed, and defeated the highlands rangers.





The rest of the march forward down the mountain was a peaceful affair as the Norse and there Brit counterpart raced the rain to get to there nights rest and lodgings on the Banks of the Kok river, It was here on the leve of the river that the Mike the Mangulator and Wilmer the Wretched celebrated there day with the sweet nector of victory, drank in true viking style by the large jar

Day 2
Today the 3 Conquerors would travel through the tea plantations of Maesalong where the K.M.T Chinese control the trading, it is written in the law of the Thai that all trading depot's is this area may only be owned by the Chinese in return for defending Thailand from the armies of the Communist


Through the tea plantations they traveled high up into the rainforest in the land of the Akha, Lahu and Shan tribes until they came to the mountain of Doi Tung it was here that the Norse would be blessed by a holy man in the most sacred ancient temple of Phrathat built in the year 911.



The conquerors then proceeded to march onto Maesai the most Northerly point in the land of the Thai



for in Maesai the Conquerors would befriend the men who control the passage ways the "highway men".

The highwaymen offered to keep the Conquerors steed's in safe haven so they may enter the gates to Burma and do trade


The conquerors headed east, to let the presents be known at the mighty Mekong River from here they may keep a watchful eye on the neighbors Burma and Laos


Buddha in the hand of Mike the Mangulator

It had now been 34hrs since the Conquerors started there assault on the G.T. and all they had replenished there bodies with was local food, a decision was made to march onto to the city of Chiang Rai where they may obtain the taste of Italy, a food they had been accustomed to in there own country, again they race the rain that had been following them all day. but it was while they dine that the terenchial down pour errupted with blazing lights in the sky and the echoing boom to follow, something they had never seen before in the cold lands of the Norse.


There belly's full and the rain still fell, to rest our weary heads we would have to front the falling water and make our way to our lodgings, and place where many of rape and pillaging's had occurred

entering the safe hold of Mike the mangulator


Wilmer the Wretched chose the familiarity of his viking vessel

while Paul the Profound like it in the roped ring

The torrential rain fell all night and into the next day making it difficult to document the Conquerors campaign.
it had seemed the rain and the slippery roads had the Thai people conquering themselves, the Nosremen and there Brit friend encountered 3 accidents simultaneously in the space of 1 km as they made there way back to there fair maiden's

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